WE PEOPLE WHO ARE DARKER THAN BLUE

haikudejour @ 2008-03-02T00:51:00

2008-03-02T09:13:10Z

kris posed the question of my top 5 albums of the new millennium. here they are, in no specific order, mostly for me to look at later and laugh at how naive i was.

kid a
discovery
labor days
gallowsbird's bark
return to cookie mountain/desperate youth, blood thirsty babes

six sorry

haikudejour @ 2008-02-02T14:25:00

2008-02-02T22:29:16Z

Never again can there be another Scott McCleery.

haikudejour @ 2007-07-05T00:24:00

2007-07-05T07:25:53Z

i lost a roach today.

i probably spent four hours looking for it too.

you see, i knocked it off my dresser while splitting open the other three roaches in my pocket at the time. it was the biggest one too.

but don't worry about it. it was in the third drawer down.

so now i'll smoke it.

haikudejour @ 2006-11-06T12:56:00

2006-11-06T19:56:15Z

quick question:

say around late december-early january i show up at your place with a small film crew.

would you let me shoot there?

haikudejour @ 2006-10-16T02:11:00

2006-10-16T09:14:03Z

dear elvis costello,

fuck you.

sonofabitch.

you're fucking dead to me.

love,
joe.

haikudejour @ 2006-08-27T18:08:00

2006-08-28T01:08:27Z

I've got a secret.
And I'm telling everyone.
EDIT: 9/10

haikudejour @ 2006-04-08T23:57:00

2006-04-09T06:57:09Z

haikudejour @ 2006-03-27T22:56:00

2006-03-28T06:56:59Z

Digital Cable
100 movie channels
AND NO ADULT SWIM????

FUCK!

haikudejour @ 2006-01-30T00:43:00

2006-01-30T08:45:08Z

Fuck. Apple iMAc.
Postal Service reference.
Fucking die, Sub Pop.

haikudejour @ 2006-01-12T09:22:00

2006-01-12T17:24:02Z

I thought about it...
Still hate the Postal Service.
I REALLY hate them.

haikudejour @ 2006-01-02T19:28:00

2006-01-03T03:29:31Z

XM Radio
"We Will Become Silhouettes"
FUCK! POSTAL SERVICE!

haikudejour @ 2006-01-02T03:08:00

2006-01-02T11:09:57Z

3AM TV
The Fucking Postal Service
Fucking Ben Gibbard

haikudejour @ 2006-01-01T18:48:00

2006-01-02T02:49:29Z

Sweet mother of GOD
I HATE THE POSTAL SERVICE!
A new album soon?

Wait. On second thought...
Don't release anything new.
You suck, Ben Gibbard.

haikudejour @ 2005-12-31T12:54:00

2005-12-31T20:56:40Z

fucking ben gibbard
new postal service album?
sometime soon maybe?

(post script: WELL IF THERES NO NEW ALBUM, STOP PROMOTING YOUR SHITTY FIRST ONE FOR THE 3RD YEAR IN A ROW)
fucker.

haikudejour @ 2005-12-26T16:35:00

2005-12-27T00:37:33Z

The Postal Service?
FUCKING ENOUGH ALREADY!
Something new? maybe?

(god i hate the postal service... but i like getting mail)

just to make sure

2005-12-04T11:13:13Z

Starship builds cities.
Billy doesn't start fires.
Sunlove is a bitch.

http://www.school-for-champions.com/history/start_fire_lyrics.htm

haikudejour @ 2005-10-24T21:49:00

2005-10-25T04:50:47Z

Rave Monday today
Watched climax of Requiem
Fucking ruined my day

An update

2005-10-20T21:44:06Z

Kasey may live here
PDX rave: Saturday
q: are we not men?

haikudejour @ 2005-08-02T22:14:00

2005-08-03T05:18:52Z

STILLmitch is out now
ILL Mitch makes me most happy.
Mitch still punch while rap.

bowling stories (abridged)

2005-08-02T04:01:01Z

New ball for league night.
Kicked old peoples fuckin ass.
Fuckin, 208.

... SHIT!

2005-07-31T09:23:39Z

Got my court summons
Court date durring camping trip...
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!

Hmm... (non-descript subject [Nothing interesting]) I like brackets.

2005-07-15T19:46:45Z

4 more DVD's.
Need cash for California.
FedEX myself down.

Worst haiku ever.
I'll try harder tomarrow.
This will have to do.

EDIT:
Went to DMV.
Finally got my permit.
Its about damn time.

... Shit...

2005-07-09T08:44:47Z

Emu and I... Drunk,
Stumbled upon a police.
MIP for us.

Fucked by eBay, those rat bastards

2005-07-06T19:00:08Z

Yesterday: "Night Watch."
DVD fucked up at end.
Oh... SON OF A BITCH!

Fuck Speilberg. Fuck Tom Cruise. Fuck this huge fucking blister on my thumb from bowling.

2005-07-02T07:33:42Z

Saw "War of the Worlds."
What a fucking waste of time.
Rolling at my prime.