WE PEOPLE WHO ARE DARKER THAN BLUE

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:13:10 GMT

kris posed the question of my top 5 albums of the new millennium. here they are, in no specific order, mostly for me to look at later and laugh at how naive i was.

kid a
discovery
labor days
gallowsbird's bark
return to cookie mountain/desperate youth, blood thirsty babes

six sorry

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:29:16 GMT

Never again can there be another Scott McCleery.

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:25:53 GMT

i lost a roach today.

i probably spent four hours looking for it too.

you see, i knocked it off my dresser while splitting open the other three roaches in my pocket at the time. it was the biggest one too.

but don't worry about it. it was in the third drawer down.

so now i'll smoke it.

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 19:56:15 GMT

quick question:

say around late december-early january i show up at your place with a small film crew.

would you let me shoot there?

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:14:03 GMT

dear elvis costello,

fuck you.

sonofabitch.

you're fucking dead to me.

love,
joe.

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:08:27 GMT

I've got a secret.
And I'm telling everyone.
EDIT: 9/10

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:57:09 GMT

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 06:56:59 GMT

Digital Cable
100 movie channels
AND NO ADULT SWIM????

FUCK!

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:45:08 GMT

Fuck. Apple iMAc.
Postal Service reference.
Fucking die, Sub Pop.

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 17:24:02 GMT

I thought about it...
Still hate the Postal Service.
I REALLY hate them.

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:29:31 GMT

XM Radio
"We Will Become Silhouettes"
FUCK! POSTAL SERVICE!

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:09:57 GMT

3AM TV
The Fucking Postal Service
Fucking Ben Gibbard

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:49:29 GMT

Sweet mother of GOD
I HATE THE POSTAL SERVICE!
A new album soon?

Wait. On second thought...
Don't release anything new.
You suck, Ben Gibbard.

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 20:56:40 GMT

fucking ben gibbard
new postal service album?
sometime soon maybe?

(post script: WELL IF THERES NO NEW ALBUM, STOP PROMOTING YOUR SHITTY FIRST ONE FOR THE 3RD YEAR IN A ROW)
fucker.

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 00:37:33 GMT

The Postal Service?
FUCKING ENOUGH ALREADY!
Something new? maybe?

(god i hate the postal service... but i like getting mail)

just to make sure

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:13:13 GMT

Starship builds cities.
Billy doesn't start fires.
Sunlove is a bitch.

http://www.school-for-champions.com/history/start_fire_lyrics.htm

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:50:47 GMT

Rave Monday today
Watched climax of Requiem
Fucking ruined my day

An update

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:44:06 GMT

Kasey may live here
PDX rave: Saturday
q: are we not men?

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 05:18:52 GMT

STILLmitch is out now
ILL Mitch makes me most happy.
Mitch still punch while rap.

bowling stories (abridged)

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 04:01:01 GMT

New ball for league night.
Kicked old peoples fuckin ass.
Fuckin, 208.

... SHIT!

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 09:23:39 GMT

Got my court summons
Court date durring camping trip...
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!

Hmm... (non-descript subject [Nothing interesting]) I like brackets.

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Fri, 15 Jul 2005 19:46:45 GMT

4 more DVD's.
Need cash for California.
FedEX myself down.

Worst haiku ever.
I'll try harder tomarrow.
This will have to do.

EDIT:
Went to DMV.
Finally got my permit.
Its about damn time.

... Shit...

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Sat, 09 Jul 2005 08:44:47 GMT

Emu and I... Drunk,
Stumbled upon a police.
MIP for us.

Fucked by eBay, those rat bastards

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Wed, 06 Jul 2005 19:00:08 GMT

Yesterday: "Night Watch."
DVD fucked up at end.
Oh... SON OF A BITCH!

Fuck Speilberg. Fuck Tom Cruise. Fuck this huge fucking blister on my thumb from bowling.

trendyandshallow@hotmail.com — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 07:33:42 GMT

Saw "War of the Worlds."
What a fucking waste of time.
Rolling at my prime.